Good evening,
As I am sure you all already know, I am here to write my thoughts on the assassination of the infamous John Fitzgerald Kennedy. I often hear of many ludicrous ‘theories’ that involve “Human Beings” such as Lee Harvey Oswald, ‘Badge Man’, Elvis Presley and John Lennon. But I am here to inform that these are all preposterous and could not have possibly taken place. In actual fact John F. Kennedy was born with one crucial defect , a Killer Alien Vagina (KAV for short) living inside his cerebellum. On the day in question whilst he was travelling in style in his open –topped limousine the KAV got vey irritated with John F. Kennedy’s perverted mind, therefore deciding to launch an attack on all humans. This is what we saw exploding in the footage!